"From the looks of that building, they'll be munching on Frito pies and Little Rock Caviar..."
LOL This event reminds me of a few tacky weddings I've been too. The guests are trying to be polite, but everyone is wishing they had never come. All that's missing is the friend of the bride singing "We've Only Just Begun", off-key, and the drunken brawl in the parking lot...I guess there's still time for the drunken brawl.
LOL!