Make sure you see your Registrar at the Student Union on the 32nd day of Capricorn. Ask for Mackology 101.
Oh, and don't forget your checkbook. Cash and credit cards are accepted. I don't accept food stamps anymore. Sorry.
Posted on 11/18/2004 4:59:56 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Men hire 'superflirt' to make partners jealous
A woman says she gets paid £50 an hour to flirt with boyfriends and husbands to make their spouses jealous.
Rachel Bailey from London, says: "It is a simple idea and it works like a dream. It's a service for any husband or boyfriend who feels his partner has stopped paying him enough attention.
"He tells me where he will be with his wife or girl at a certain time and then I turn up and flirt with him outrageously.
"The unsuspecting spouse has no idea what is going on. More often than not she is overwhelmed by the sight of her man winning the attention of another women. It's amazing what a bit of jealousy can do for a relationship that has hit the rocks.
"I have had some great feedback so far and it seems that the service has worked extremely well."
Rachel dreamed up her business venture after one of her ex-boyfriends was chatted up by another woman reports The Sun.
She says: "I felt really possessive and threatened by the other girl. But deep down it felt good to know that someone other than me found my man attractive."
She launched her service in the summer by placing a small advert in a local newspaper in North London, pictured above.
Since then she has been swamped by business. Rachel is now so busy that she is planning to take on other girls to cope with demand. She even hopes to try out the service on gay couples.
Rachel, from Chelsea, South-West London, adds: "Most of my clients are rich City gents who are looking to put the spark back in their relationships."
Forget the woman. She wouldn't keep it up unless he was responding. I would make his life a really uncomfortable place to be for a while if he were doing that! And I would yank his little tush off whatever he was sitting on and drag him home like the bad boy he was!
In my marriage, we don't have to worry about these things. If some lady flirts with me, it's MY job to flash my ring and whip out the baby pictures.
And vise-versa.
Now, getting my Wife to flirt with me...... THAT'S the puzzle I'm working on lately.
"I'll translate your reply for the unhip: This is stupid."
Thanks. I went upstairs to make some coffee thinking that fatigue was catching up with me.
Then what's my excuse? ; )
OMG... I feel like I'm right back at work talking to one of my clients *LOL*
He would be sleeping on the couch :-)
ROTFLMAO!!!
Make sure you see your Registrar at the Student Union on the 32nd day of Capricorn. Ask for Mackology 101.
Oh, and don't forget your checkbook. Cash and credit cards are accepted. I don't accept food stamps anymore. Sorry.
It's exactly the kind of stupidity that explains why I'm still single. (Or maybe it's my jerk-personality... could be that too!)
"All I'm saying is that I'm trying to translate this into some marbles."
Does that sentence make sense even to yourself?
Drop the hip-hop BS and speak in a coherent manner that everyone can understand.
Women flirt with my man all the time. I don't mind a bit because I trust him. I still get attention from men when we go out and even the occasional cat call when I walk by a constuction site. We both still "got it".
Nope. The dog gets the couch. He would have to sleep on the floor. LOL! Serve him right, too. At least the dog is loyal.
She charges 50 pounds sterling, which is about $100 US. Pretty good money to keep your clothes on.
Did you lose your sense of humor on the way to this thread?
No excuse needed. Some just aren't as urban as others. I still look puzzled when someone says "ya'll" and they are only talking to one person.
I wouldn't love it one bit! *lol* Maybe he'd love it because most guys like it when girls throw themselves over them.
Hate the game, not the playa.
I was born and raised in the NC and I've never heard anybody say "y'all" when they were talking to one person.
HA HA! This could also work to sneak one in:)
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