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Who named these guys Wise Men? (Dave Barry)
Miami Herald ^ | Dec.5, 2004 | Dave Barry

Posted on 12/05/2004 8:31:45 AM PST by nuconvert

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To: P.O.E.
One of my favorite Christmas memories is my sister-in-law's boyfriend presenting her with a car vacuum that plugs into the cigarette lighter. Her response: "This is a joke, right?" Needless to say, she has since married another, somewhat more astute guy.

Hey, I got dumped for getting a woman that exact gift.

Coincidence...?

21 posted on 12/05/2004 9:06:38 AM PST by Entropy Squared (The Rush to Chaos)
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To: P.O.E.

See, I don't get it that women react that way to a useful gift. BTW, I am female, a wife of almost thirty years, and to the same wonderful, gift-challenged guy. Some years ago he seriously presented me with an auto emergency kit, and I accepted it as a token of his concern for my safety. Since then we have agreed not to give each other gifts, and he buys himself electronic computer accessories and I buy myself occasional, inexpensive pieces of jewelry.

Why demand a manly man for a husband and then want him to act like a woman?


22 posted on 12/05/2004 9:32:00 AM PST by edweena
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To: nuconvert

LOL! Thanks for the Sunday levity, n.


23 posted on 12/05/2004 9:39:11 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: nuconvert; xzins; Alex Murphy; RnMomof7; HarleyD; Gamecock; topcat54; Corin Stormhands; ...
This is hilarious. Barry is the funniest writer around.

Years ago my roommate in college "just knew" she was getting a rabbit sweater (don't ask me why) from her boyfriend for Christmas. She planned what she'd accessorize it with and the parties she'd wear it to and how great she'd look in photos with her boyfriend and her beautiful new sweater...

Christmas Day she unwrapped a hair drier.

They broke up the following Tuesday.

24 posted on 12/05/2004 10:40:31 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: nuconvert
"In contrast, your standard man, at this point in the Christmas season, has purchased zero gifts."

I have my reasons for this, since I am among these numbers, I am responsible for paying the bills in the house. Gas, electric, water, sewer, cable, internet, garbage, most of the groceries, dog, cat, etc.... These are more important at this time.

Christmas shopping will occur at the last minute again due to lack of funds.

Offended by the piece? Heck no, Dave Barry is hilarious. Although I do grow tired of the general "man bashing" that happens regularly in advertising.

25 posted on 12/05/2004 10:45:37 AM PST by infidel29 (America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT - B.F)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg

Could have been worse....could have been a socket set. Lol.


26 posted on 12/05/2004 10:54:56 AM PST by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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To: nuconvert
Could have been worse....could have been a socket set.

Something to do with small feet? 8~)

27 posted on 12/05/2004 11:01:52 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: nuconvert
This, and the replies are SOOOOO true! It is hard to find the right "chick" to appreciate a Guy's thinking

NOTE to All GIRLS: We're NOT Girls. We don't THINK like Girls. We're practical (film at 11)

I recently bought my girlfriend a military-style engineering compass (and a better one than the one I own). She not only brags about it, she wants to go 4 wheeling so she can brush up on her orienteering and topo map-reading skills. Eat yer hearts out, guys...

28 posted on 12/05/2004 11:09:19 AM PST by dzzrtrock (When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat (Ronald Reagan))
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To: edweena
(Quote: Edweena) "Why demand a manly man for a husband and then want him to act like a woman?"

Ahhhh....a woman after my own heart. You could give lessons in "getting along" to your cistern.

(brothers=brethren, sisters=cistern)

It is no surprise to me that you managed to stay married for 30 years.

29 posted on 12/05/2004 11:20:07 AM PST by dzzrtrock (When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat (Ronald Reagan))
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NOTE to All GIRLS: We're NOT Girls. We don't THINK like Girls. We're practical (film at 11)

It took me a long time and marriage and sons to undo the misinformation ladled out by the "women's movement" to really understand that:

GOD MADE MEN AND WOMEN DIFFERENT FOR LOTS OF GOOD REASONS.

My advice to all mothers -- boys should be boys and girls should be girls. Everyone will be happier.

Revolutionary, I know. But I hang out with a wild crowd.

30 posted on 12/05/2004 11:24:35 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: nuconvert

Proud as a peacock!
Yes, why bother with tomorrow, it might rain. I still have a few weeks to buy for friends.


31 posted on 12/05/2004 11:41:25 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: nuconvert
Well, at least we won't have the 'usual suspects' getting offended - liberals.

It would be showing too much of how they REALLY felt.(in some cases)

32 posted on 12/05/2004 12:13:01 PM PST by SlightOfTongue
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To: Entropy Squared

Maybe he wasn't so dumb after all. This could make a great dating tip - if you want out of a relationship, keep buying her cleaning and cooking equipment as gifts.


33 posted on 12/05/2004 1:00:58 PM PST by P.O.E. (Thank you, Vets!)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg

I actually laughed out loud on some of this, E. I printed it out AND put it in my digital file...both.

You've sent me a real champion in this one.

And I mean it...which I usually do with you. :>)


34 posted on 12/05/2004 1:13:33 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army and Proud of It!)
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Bumping for anyone who wants to laugh..........


35 posted on 12/05/2004 1:46:31 PM PST by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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To: nuconvert
This is funny. Sometimes it's good to lighten up. I saw a woman's sweatshirt the other day that said...

THREE WISE MEN...Give me a break

36 posted on 12/05/2004 1:49:13 PM PST by HarleyD
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To: edweena
Why demand a manly man for a husband and then want him to act like a woman?

Winner!!

37 posted on 12/05/2004 1:57:32 PM PST by budwiesest (I'll start shopping when the crowds thin out.)
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To: edweena

I dunno! I gave up trying to figure you gals out years ago and just plow merrily ahead in my manly, male fashion and buy what I think is a good gift for my wife.

My wife cannot stand waiting until christmas and is always giving me 20 questions a day on what I got her. When we first were married,her first question was "Is it bigger than a bread box?" On our 4th Christmas, I gave her a bread box. Another Christmas, I bought her a set of emarald earrings, put them in a big box that the 32" TV came in and weighted it down with 4 bricks. I thought she was gonna cream me with one of the bricks when she found the earring case.


38 posted on 12/05/2004 1:58:22 PM PST by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuconvert
And now ANOTHER Christmas is looming, and this man, terrified that he will screw up again, has been wracking his brain for gift ideas for his wife.

Nah, the terror sets in about the 22nd or 23rd.

Thanks for posting Dave Barry. Christmas is so much more than frenzied shopping. It's giving to those around you symbols of your affection. I love it when 'hints' are dropped as I can always come up with a surprise.

I was just thinking how nice it would be if we could bring our troops home for a few weeks to be with their families. And we could post signs saying "If you mess things up while we're gone, we're gonna be really p*ssed when we get back!"

39 posted on 12/05/2004 2:13:04 PM PST by budwiesest (Hey, when's Jennings going to be leaving?)
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To: nuke rocketeer; nuconvert; xzins; HarleyD
I'm sending your post to my husband. Lots of good ideas, emerald-wise.

Although I could be taking a chance with the "bread box" reference. I'm never sure what will pique his interest. 8~)

40 posted on 12/05/2004 2:16:21 PM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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