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To: Hoodlum91; Recovering Hermit

The following is from "I AM SANTA CLAUS" by Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio.

Teddy the red-nosed senator
Had a very shiny car
And if you ever saw it
You were probably at a bar.
All of the other senators
Wondered how he got his dames
They thought he drank too many
To play in any bedroom games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
"Teddy with your nose so red,
Won't you help me guide my sled?"
That's how the police found them
Wrapped around a maple tree
Teddy the red-nosed senator
He's a drunken S.O.B.


180 posted on 12/08/2004 10:26:16 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: Hoodlum91

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is hilarious.


186 posted on 12/08/2004 10:31:21 AM PST by Gabz
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To: Hoodlum91

ROTFL! Awesome!

Is that the whole song, or just part of a longer medley?


238 posted on 12/08/2004 12:16:47 PM PST by AuH2ORepublican (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
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