LOL.
"Are you a profession moron, or just a gifted amateur?!"
"What kind of license you got - a fishin' license?"
BTW - The new Leisure Suit Larry is for Playstation 2? Alright! It won't run on my dinosaur PC.
a better one from one of the ghetto pedestrians...
"That ese put dust in my weed!"
or
"I smoke weed cause it gives me knowledge."