[ChicagoHebrew]

A Rabbi and a Priest wind up sitting next to each other on an airplane. About halfway through the flight, the Priest bends over and asks, "You know, I'm a Priest in a small town. I've honestly never met a Jew before. I here that you don't eat ham... is this true?"

The Rabbi says, "Yes, dis is true."

The Priest says, "But it's so moist and tasty! You've never even been tempted?"

The Rabbi says, "Vell, ven I vaz young, vonce I vaz curious and had a little taste. Now, tell me Father, have you ever been vit a voman?"

The Priest says, "Of course not! How could you ask such a thing?"

The Rabbi says, "vell, it's better den ham."

[Valin]

LOL!!!