" Learn to take care of your own kids."
I'm in agreement. Just keep the insults relegated to me, not my children. I've given you that courtesy here. It's apparent that you & I can 'take it' so let's keep it between us.
"if you don't want to go around thinking your children have been insulted, keep it in your britches."
Keep what in my britches? That made no sense, sorry.
Damn Jesus freaks!
The deal is, if you don't want your children to get mixed up in the rough and tumble, either DON'T HAVE THEM, or don't tell us about them!
How you expect to live in a predominantly Christian society and keep your kids away from religious scam artists and cultists by keeping them ignorant of Christianity is a complete mystery to me and everybody else. You are just setting them up for a "fleecing", if I may coin yet another pun!