"I fly alot for business. Very high prices for last minute flights, lousy food (if any), screaming kids, etc, etc. The least the airlines can do is provide attractive stewardesses, like they used to, instead of grandma or some heavily perfumed poofer to serve me drinks."
Whatever. I fly a lot, too. What I want is not attractive flight attendants. I want on-time departures, my luggage at the end of the flight, and smoking areas in transfer areas in terminals.
What a stewardess looks like is of no interest to me at all. As long as he/she does the job, I'm a happy guy, if all my other flight requirements are met.
you are easy to please, my friend.