Sporks like the one seen here can be obtained by young children at any neighborhood KFC. We must close the spork loophole NOW!
Posted on 01/25/2005 10:52:45 AM PST by Jim Verdolini
Blair told to act on knife crime
Relatives of victims in emotional appeal to PM
Rosie Cowan, crime correspondent Tuesday December 14, 2004 The Guardian
Families whose loved ones have been stabbed to death launched an emotional appeal yesterday, urging Tony Blair to jail those who carry knives as weapons for at least five years. Among those who went to Downing Street to hand in a letter to the prime minister were Jayne and Paul Walmsley - the parents of 14-year-old Luke Walmsley, who was stabbed in a Lincolnshire school last year - and Antoinette Rodney, the mother of Kieran Rodney-Davis, 15, who was knifed for his mobile phone in Fulham, south London, in June.
The relatives are backing a campaign by the independent charity, Victims of Crime Trust. It claims that a child dies from stab wounds every two weeks in the UK and that knife killings outstrip fatal shootings by three to one.
(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...
"Wait til somebody over there gets bludgeoned to death by a golf club"
Already worked well for a Kennedy relative!
Sporks like the one seen here can be obtained by young children at any neighborhood KFC. We must close the spork loophole NOW!
Too true:)
MPFC
Hah! Of course, Maxwell's Silver Hammer. You don't want to be there when they toss Maxwell out of the pub at eleven.
Somebody could put an eye out with those things.
Beat me to it! "When guns, 'er knives, 'er (fill-in-the-blank) are outlawed, only outlaws will have (whatever)." If someone wants to hurt/kill you, they will find a way and a weapon!
My weapon of choice is a rock, so I'm still OK. God must have wanted all of us to use rocks, he gave us a good supply and dispersed them widely.
I think they will outlaw those dreaded sticks before they come after my beloved rocks.
LOL -- SPORKICIDE!! (Don't tell the Clintons!)
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
But think of the pro-ban campaign the music industry could put on. "Rockers Against Rocks!"
"Then cut off hands so they can't be used to beat people to death?"
Black Knight: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Ah....but everyones teeth must be pulled to prevent death by biting attacks and everyones arms and legs must also be removed to prevent death by strangulation and blunt trauma by kicking.
What's next? Forks?
But what about a pointed stick????
All meat will be prechewed by a government appoited agency. YOu can opt for well, medium or medium/well chewed.
This will also help with accidental chokings.
Or you can opt for a nice liquified meat that comes in a handy juice box!
"The number of people who have lost their lives after being burgled is now a real public concern."
More UK weapons control will get more of the same, dead citizens and coddled criminals.
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