Don't teach any of them, including evolution, in the public schools to elementary kids.
Last year, Patrick Henry posted a link to a California educator's site where they were actually had a curriculum built on how to introduce kids to evolution and it had recommendations on what to introduce in Kindergarden. It was blatant indoctrination. It was designed to have them so exposed repetitively to evolution that by the time the theory is actually discussed in Highschool biology that they take it for granted and don't critically examine it at all.
"Don't teach any of them, including evolution, in the public schools to elementary kids."
Agreed, as long as the Christian version of creation is also not taught.
Let the parents and the churches instill their chosen 'creation' belief system into the child(ren).
And you once again equate a scientific theory, backed up by multiple, independant lines of evidence, and 150+ years of research and study which all reputable biologists consider to be sound with religious mythology, even to the point of banning ALL of the above because you can't handle reality.
And while you're at it, you'll make the conservative movement and the Republican party look like complete fools.
Let's not be coy, here...if you actually got the TOE removed from schools, you'd then be screaming to add ID/creationism to replace it shortly after.
And thus, the current slide of American students in math and sciences would accelerate apace.
Wonderful. You hurt not only conservatism, but the Republican party and ultimately the country, just to have your religious beliefs taught as fact.