[muleskinner]

Is there a Russian word for "ZOT"?

Yeah.... ZOTSKY.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

It's like my Mom used to tell me when I complained as a kid:

Me (whining): but that's not fair!

Mom: You know what they say in Russia?

Me: What?

Mom: "Tough shitsky!" You know what they say in Southern Russia?

Me: What?

Mom: "Tough shitsky y'all!"

It's really no wonder I turned out this way.