Local teacher had affair with student (11) and father

Boca Raton News ^ | Mar 5 05 | Boca Raton News

[Preachin']

Why do these women with beautiful blonde hair dye their roots brown?

[Cincinatus]

There's a bar which has a magic mirror in the ladies' room. If you stand in front of the mirror and tell the truth, you are granted one wish. However, if you tell a lie ---*poof*--- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."

---- *Poof* ---- the mirror swallows her up.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."

---- *Poof* ---- the mirror swallows her.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think.…"

---- *Poof* -----

[wildbill]

It's all part of the NEA program of putting more teachers into classrooms with fewer students, enabling one-on-one instruction. [sarcasm/]

[SlayerOfBunnies]

Ok - I understand tapdance, taproot, wiretap, water tap, beer tap, tapped out, etc.

What the heck is 'tap kiss'?

[LibertarianInExile]

Probably fluoride, as a part of the international Communist conspiracy.

JUST kidding--obviously. The NEA wouldn't want to put out any effort doing something that might actually HELP kids.

[LibertarianInExile]

I assume it's one of those Princess kisses where they kiss air on the cheek. Think Christine Baranski saying "Give mommy a kiss-kiss!"