[Cincinatus]

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came accross some tracks.

"Oh," said the first. "Those look like deer tracks."

"No," said the other, "Those look like moose tracks."

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

In case she had to draw some blood.