They decided to wait until she left the next Thursday, and then take the afternoon off themselves.
The first brunette went shopping. The second brunette went to a spa. The blonde went home, only to find her boss in bed with her husband. She quietly slipped out of the house and went back to work.
The next day each told of their afternoon. "It was wonderful," said the first brunette, "I can't wait until next Thursday." The second brunette agreed. The blonde said, "No way, I'm not doing it again. I almost got caught."
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
---- *Poof* ---- the mirror swallows her up.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."
---- *Poof* ---- the mirror swallows her.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. "
---- *Poof* -----