[stuartcr]

I would really like to have a conversation with my dog.

[orionblamblam]

> I would really like to have a conversation with my dog.

Here's a translation guide:

"Bark! Bark! Bark! Woof! Bark!"
equals
"Hey! Hey! Hey! The thing! Hey!"

[Lee Heggy]

"I would really like to have a conversation with my dog."

All mine would do is bitch, bitch, bitch.

[Petronski]

I would really like to have a conversation with my dog.

What's it say? What's it say on the bag? I can't READ!

Snausages!

[GeorgiaYankee]

Then you could write a bestselling book entitled...

"Conversations with Dog"!

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)