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To: amdgmary; candeee; floriduh voter
You can sing this, to the tune of the Skaters' Waltz :-) Everybody sing!

Jim King is his name
Oink oink, oink oink
He's Florida's shame
Oink oink, oink oink

Jim King is a pig
Oink oink, oink oink
Disgustingly big
Oink oink, oink oink

Repulsive, obese
Oink oink, oink oink
A mountain of grease
Oink oink, oink oink

His basic design...
So porcine...
Is a fine, blue-ribbon swine!

His Ma was a sow
Oink oink, oink oink
His Pa said "bow wow"
Oink oink, oink oink

So much rancid fat
Oink oink, oink oink
He'd fill up a vat
Oink oink, oink oink

A multiple chin
Oink oink, oink oink
Diseased-looking skin
Oink oink, oink oink

With tiny red eyes
Hammy thighs
And a nose Godzilla's size

His face a cartoon
Oink oink, oink oink
On a hot-air balloon
Oink oink, oink oink

His beer belly sags
Oink oink, oink oink
His underwear drags
Oink oink, oink oink

The girls take one glance
Oink oink, oink oink
And swear off romance
Oink oink, oink oink

To ask him to tea...
Properly...
Just yell, "Pick! Pick! Pick! Sooooeeee!"

2,381 posted on 05/09/2005 3:30:23 PM PDT by T'wit (T'wit's Third Law: Liberals never admit the truth until they tell a lie about us -- for balance.)
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To: T'wit

LOL just doesn't give your work justice. A masterpiece of pig poetry! I hope Hannity and Huckabee get a chance to read your poem. Gov. Huckabee was against Terri being murdered.


2,448 posted on 05/10/2005 12:57:48 PM PDT by floriduh voter (Terri is America's Innocent Daughter... Pls visit www.terrisfight.org (e-newsletter).)
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To: T'wit

Your 2381. This should be re-posted. Oink.


2,528 posted on 05/23/2007 2:20:32 PM PDT by floriduh voter (Terri's Legacy List Contact: 8mmmauser & REMEMBER TERRI IN CAMPAIGN 2008)
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