This is a hair-raising story that is a cut above most. This guy has a lock on being a patient at the state ward. But somehow the numbers just don't add up. Imagine going around trying to appeeal to women by spiking their drinks with something that is semenly benign. Give a whole new meaning to some co-ed enjoying a hi-ball. I just hope the guy comes clean.
I would proffer that it gives a new meaning to "cocktail."
It's a good thing he didn't try giving the hair away, because then he would also have been charged with tress passing.