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Lookin' for a cheap date? Try Wal-Mart
CNN Money ^ | 04/08/2005 | Parija Bhatnagar

Posted on 04/08/2005 12:43:28 PM PDT by BJClinton

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I would assume the "flirting points" would include the condom aisle.
1 posted on 04/08/2005 12:43:29 PM PDT by BJClinton
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Is that going to be made in China as well...........


2 posted on 04/08/2005 12:45:19 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("If Stabenow were any bigger a roadblock, she could halt traffic on all of I-75.")
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So will they have ethnic dating aisles and regular aisles, like food. Or maybe they can just have a bunch of russian ladies with price tags hanging around there necks, for the guy who just wants to cut to the point.


3 posted on 04/08/2005 12:48:39 PM PDT by aft_lizard (This space waiting for a post election epiphany)
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I like Wal-Mart just fine and shop their all the time, but if they implement this they will someday mark it as the beginning of the end.
4 posted on 04/08/2005 12:48:42 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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Lookin' for a cheap date? Try Wal-Mart

You might be a redneck....

5 posted on 04/08/2005 12:48:52 PM PDT by Rytwyng (we're here, we're Huguenots, get used to us...)
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LOL, that was my first thought too, that they'll only fix you up with Chinese people...

LQ


6 posted on 04/08/2005 12:49:57 PM PDT by LizardQueen
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To: BJClinton

What's their "return" policy? ;-)


7 posted on 04/08/2005 12:52:34 PM PDT by adaven
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Frankly, I think you'd be doing better with the clientele of a Walmart than a typical dating bar.


8 posted on 04/08/2005 12:52:44 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: Dan from Michigan

The women are in a truck out back.


9 posted on 04/08/2005 12:54:46 PM PDT by bmwcyle (Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
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To: Rytwyng

Back off a second, it beats the laundramat.

All that "hugging the greeter" gone wild.

I always flirt with the lady at the walmart bakery. At least I know she can cook.


10 posted on 04/08/2005 12:55:12 PM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Rytwyng

First thing that came to my mind, too.


11 posted on 04/08/2005 12:55:15 PM PDT by BJClinton
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To: lepton

You do not shop at the same Wal-Mart I do...


12 posted on 04/08/2005 12:57:04 PM PDT by BJClinton
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You can tell a lot by a person by what is in their buggy...

Pet food, hemorrhoid cream, trashy novels, Guns & Ammo magazine, a super-duper 1000 condom party pack, size 12 faux tiger fur spike heels, pickled pigs feet, a bag of live gold fish....
13 posted on 04/08/2005 12:58:22 PM PDT by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
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To: lepton

Our Wal-Mart is a little frightening. If I were single I would take my chances at the bar. Or at least the new Target they opened down the street.


14 posted on 04/08/2005 12:59:22 PM PDT by retrokitten (I heart Tony Snow)
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I've joked for years that, one day, Walmart would install mini apartments for it's workers and the public. Or sell funeral packages.

That "dating" thing is even creepier.


15 posted on 04/08/2005 1:01:29 PM PDT by myheroesareDeadandRegistered (Ann Coulter/ Mark Levin tag team in '08)
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Wal Mart is strictly for Chubby Chasers. If portly girls and single moms are your thing, Wal Mart is the place to be.


16 posted on 04/08/2005 1:01:35 PM PDT by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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You do not shop at the same Wal-Mart I do...

Probably not... Nor do I go to the same bars. :)

17 posted on 04/08/2005 1:01:38 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: najida

I'm only interested if I see beer in her cart.


18 posted on 04/08/2005 1:02:44 PM PDT by BJClinton
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Wal Mart is strictly for Chubby Chasers. If portly girls and single moms are your thing, Wal Mart is the place to be.

Nahhh... The best place to meet wimmins is out at the Planned Parenthood clinics! Why would they be there, if they wasn't loose wimmin?

Mark

19 posted on 04/08/2005 1:05:17 PM PDT by MarkL (I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!!)
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To: Clemenza
I've been to a WalMart once in the last 9-10 years(when it was the only place in a vacation town on my way up north). I avoid it like the plague.

It's my populist side.

20 posted on 04/08/2005 1:07:47 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("If Stabenow were any bigger a roadblock, she could halt traffic on all of I-75.")
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