Scientists Analyze Chromosomes 2 and 4: Discover Largest "Gene Deserts"

National Human Genome Research Institute ^ | 06 April 2005 | Staff

[Modernman]

you keep saying "He" hmmm are you a sexist along with being an atheist?

"He" refers to the God described in the Bible. You're the literalist, you tell me, is God male or female?

[Echo Talon]

Your the scientist you tell me.

[Modernman]

Your the scientist you tell me.

Science cannot, nor does it even attempt to, describe the supernatural.

So, is God male or female? Does He have two legs, two arms and genitalia?

[b_sharp]

"I'm cool, I reckon he looks stupider than me to the lurkers."

Should we take a poll? ;-)

[anguish]

Not to forget the all-important male nipples and his bellybutton (where mother God had her umbilical cord attached when he still was a fetus-God).

[Echo Talon]

So, is God male or female? Does He have two legs, two arms and genitalia?

You see, theres just some things that I don't care about. You wanna know what gods unit looks like? What an idiot.

[narby]

Science cannot, nor does it even attempt to, describe the supernatural.

Which is the precise reason why ID is not science. It attempts to describe the existence of the supernatural.

[Modernman]

You see, theres just some things that I don't care about. You wanna know what gods unit looks like? What an idiot.

I thought you said we were created in God's image, but now you're telling me that you don't know.

[Echo Talon]

Hey, thats what the book says. Mines not to queston why... you know the rest.

[Modernman]

So, God has a penis?

[colorado tanker]

researchers searched the chromosome's DNA sequence for the relics of the center (centromere) of the ape chromosome that was inactivated upon fusion with the other ape chromosome

Strange, I suddenly feel hungry for a banana.

[balrog666]

I wonder how God did those things before He created a physical universe? Still, at least He didn't look like an ape, or anything disgusting like that.

The Divine Image!?

[Thatcherite]

Should we take a poll? ;-)

So far I am winning 1-0. Hurrah! But everything may hang on which way Ohio jumps.

[b_sharp]

"So far I am winning 1-0. Hurrah! But everything may hang on which way Ohio jumps."

Do votes from Canada count? Send me a few pounds and I'll vote for you too.

[b_sharp]

"So, God has a penis?"

Hung like a horse, with giant b**ls. How else would he plant his seed?

[PatrickHenry]

I think I see the signs that this thread is just about played out.

[b_sharp]

"I think I see the signs that this thread is just about played out"

Great, now I'll get the reputation of killing threads.

[exDemMom]

I stand corrected, but the prediction is usually pretty damn good, especially in bacteria (my area).

Oh, yeah, bacteria. No introns, no exons, no alternate splicing, none of that stuff that makes the study of eukaryotes so durned complicated. So, what kind of bacteria do you study? I take it you are a microbiologist?

[Ahban]

Vade, jennyp seems to have forgotton about Morton's demon. Can you assure her that I am in fact "demon possessed"?

[jennyp]

Vade, jennyp seems to have forgotton about Morton's demon. Can you assure her that I am in fact "demon possessed"?

Oh, Morton's demon. Well, yeah. Of course you're afflicted with that one. OK, I apologize. You're not lying. :-)