Ok so a guy dies and he meets St Peter at the gate. St Peter says come on in and I will show you around. They start walking down a long hall and as they approach a door the guy starts hearing loud party noise. After they pass the door the guy asks St Peter what that was. St Peter says that was the Catholics and they sure know how to party. As they approach another door the guy hears lots of people singing really slow hymms. After passing the guy asks who that was. St Peter says that was the Lutherans and they like slow hymms. As they approach the third door St Peter tells the guy to be real quiet. After passing St Peter whispers, "Those are the Baptists and they think that they are the only ones up here."
As an infant I was christened a Baptist. At 12 I was baptised (sprinkled) into the Methodist Church. At 22 I was baptised again (Dunked this time) back into my original Baptist Church. At 42 I joined the Missouri syndicate of the Lutheran Church.