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Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage
Associated Press via Yahoo! News ^
| 2005 Apr 18
Posted on 04/18/2005 3:45:59 PM PDT by Wiz
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To: Wiz
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!" -- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati
Les Nessman ...
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
http://radio.about.com/library/blwkrpturkey.htm
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:31:39 PM PDT
by
tang-soo
(Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
To: Flyer; humblegunner; TheMom; Squantos
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:41:38 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(America, where the scepters of kings are broken up for kindling.)
To: Wiz
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:43:51 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(But what do I know? I'm just a right-wing nut in his PJs whackin' on a keyboard..)
To: Eaker
Separated at birth. . . reunited at DeerCamp South!
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:47:08 PM PDT
by
Flyer
( ~ http://askGONPO.com ~)
To: Wiz
I wonder if the victim was Muslim. What happens if a Muslim is injured killed by sausage? No, not slamming Muslims but they are supposed to avoid pork.
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:49:04 PM PDT
by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
To: Wiz
Oh stinking fate!
If there was any justice in this universe he would have fried that sausage with potatoes.
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:49:14 PM PDT
by
LibKill
(Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
To: Eaker; humblegunner; Flyer
Who'd a thunk a Lama and a Goat could be that close........genetically speaking of course......:o)
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:51:35 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Lazamataz
Today , sausages
tomorrow, hash browns
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:52:10 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ...... The War on Terrorism is the ultimate 'faith-based' initiative.)
To: hoagy62
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posted on
04/18/2005 4:59:42 PM PDT
by
Charlespg
(Civilization and freedom are only worthy of those who defend or support defending It)
To: Wiz
No doubt the sausage throwing culprit was some homosexual trying to bring new meaning to the phrase... "I'd hit it!"
To: Wiz; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus; dighton; mhking; hellinahandcart; general_re; Tijeras_Slim; ...
The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers It's Abe Frohman's fault.
To: Wiz; Thinkin' Gal; aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; hellinahandcart; Happygal; Constitution Day; ...
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posted on
04/18/2005 5:09:40 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: Wiz
The guy is gifted with a free sausage and he still complains???? Ya just can't give people anything nowadays!
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posted on
04/18/2005 5:21:31 PM PDT
by
Gator113
To: All
'e copped a frozen banger right on 'is 'ooter...bloody 'ell!
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posted on
04/18/2005 5:27:24 PM PDT
by
sofaman
To: Wiz
Next thing you know I'll need a license to do my sausage-making.
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posted on
04/18/2005 5:30:01 PM PDT
by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: PoorMuttly
"The man said he was making his way home after work and had the window down because it was such a nice afternoon," the ambulance spokesman said. ,,, sausages only fly in nice weather.
To: Wiz; Palladin
"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before." ,,, we can only presume he didn't get chips with it.
To: Wiz
I'm surprised that nobody else had this one ...
I never sausage a thing
Thank you and good night.
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posted on
04/18/2005 5:39:25 PM PDT
by
Cowman
(I wish they all could be double barreled girls)
To: shaggy eel
...but my good eel...and I use those words as lightly as possible..in the interest of accuracy...
...let us not forget that colder weather enables one to continue driving with the sausages in one's mouth longer, snarling exultant self-satisfaction for more miles-per-pound of actual free and delivered butchershop meat sausages. The closest thing to a Transporter...or Food Replicator from outer space. Like the lightbulb that sweats cold beer. You'll be seeing one of them some day soon, too. So I was wrong about the mood ring. I'm sure about this one.
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posted on
04/18/2005 5:59:09 PM PDT
by
PoorMuttly
("...remember that the cat in gloves catches no mice." - B. Franklin)
To: dighton; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus
It’s raining sausages in India Thank you for the reminder. I [think I] drove by one of these trees not too long ago. Although I was reminded of the thread, I did not have the sense to close the windows. Never forget.
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