Oooh, can't spar with a pregnant woman. That's up there with kissing drunks in the NFW department.
You are SO right about rebounders! My single friends are never honest when they're rebounding . . . they tell the poor guys unlucky enough to have a date with 'em that "it's been awhile since my last relationship," making it sound like years when it was maybe nine days.
the NFW department? Wassat?
As far as the salacious details RE: your single friends, that reminds me...I'm not on a certain ping list yet. Ahem.