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My ex-wife used to take great pleasure in waking me up in such manner

And She is an Ex ,why? Do you have her number? It sure beats my alarm clock.

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And She is an Ex ,why? Do you have her number? It sure beats my alarm clock.

She and her lover hired a guy to shotgun me to death. He got off four rounds. I got off two. A classic double tap. Caught him in the neck and the chest.

She may have been a bitch, but her oral talents were a gift. What is the phrase? A golfball through a garden hose?