I'd like to hear it. I'm already going to hell according to some on this forum.
:)
President Bush and Bill Clinton find themselves in a barbershop at the same time. The barbers are very nervous, but they each do their very best work. At the end, Clinton's barber says to him, "Aftershave, Sir?" Clinton says, "Oh, no, Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
George Bush says to his barber, "I'll have some--Laura doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."