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The horse joke was about not being able to tell the difference between a HORSE and a COW, not an udder and a penis.


51 posted on 05/03/2005 2:31:13 PM PDT by texas_mrs
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Which is why I will never donate to any RINO.


52 posted on 05/03/2005 2:32:31 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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No, the first part of the joke was about not being able to tell the difference between a horse and a cow (not offensive, slightly funny altho overdone). The second part was about not being able to tell it was a male horse. Not exactly the same thing at all. Actually, it was a very adolescent joke (one I would expect to hear in a class of 14 year old boys.)
susie


98 posted on 05/03/2005 2:46:31 PM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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The horse joke was about not being able to tell the difference between a HORSE and a COW, not an udder and a penis.

I began this thread being surprised that people are offended at the jokes, but now I am utterly amazed that the milking the horse joke got morphed into horse masturbation. And by the very same people who are offended. Maybe I'm just a city slicker so I didn't think about it beyond what you said, that is, not being able to tell the difference between a horse and cow. But there's an awfully huge difference between milking a horse by mistake and masturbating a horse. To take that joke and run it to the extreme of masturbating a horse, and then take great offense at the First Lady for telling a joke about sex with farm animals is astounding. Makes me wonder where those people's minds are.

123 posted on 05/03/2005 2:56:20 PM PDT by Dahoser ("What'll it be Normie?" "Just the usual coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.")
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The horse joke was about not being able to tell the difference between a HORSE and a COW, not an udder and a penis.

"But I'm proud of George. He has learned a lot about ranching, since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse it was a male horse."

Sorry, it was a joke about a penis, not an udder.

357 posted on 05/03/2005 4:45:35 PM PDT by Ol' Dan Tucker ("There ought to be limits to freedom" --George W. Bush, May 26, 1999)
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"The horse joke was about not being able to tell the difference between a HORSE and a COW, not an udder and a penis."

That was sweet, TM. Laura is truly a gracious, charitable person and I've got to believe she interpreted the joke exactly as you did..

Ya'll lighten up. This is OUR lovely first lady you're chastising. I can't believe this thread..

sw

1,062 posted on 05/04/2005 6:32:51 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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