I will be at the Papal window, and I will make a speech of increasing emotion and ferocity, until at the end, I am screaming "Catholicism is zee Arayan Religion! Ve must EXTERMINATE all non-believers!!! VEE VILL RULE ZEE WORLD!!!!" and the crowd starts chanting "SEIG LAZ! SEIG LAZ! SEIG LAZ!"
I'll even grow the little mustache.
Oops, never mind.. it was Van Halen.
Good luck with the little mustache, though.. I think
it'll go fine with the uber-cool Pope hat. As Pope you can
have Pimp-My-Ride make over the popemobile and finally tint all that
glass and install some spinner rims.. and a totally def sound system
to be kicking out the Papstag marching tunes, heavy on the bass.
"SEIG LAZ!" custom plates and some hot nuns.. oh yeah!
Man, this brings a tear to my eye.