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To: wagglebee; MaryFromMichigan; Xenalyte; feinswinesuksass
I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw eggs, while I violate a harnessed and suspended alpaca, during which monkeys hurl orange marmalade at me and fill the alpaca with CO2. Caliope music must be playing in the background.

Strangely enough, I've not found a woman who shares this common fetish.

9 posted on 05/08/2005 3:15:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: Lazamataz

You could start your own website, I'm sure there's on or two out there!


17 posted on 05/08/2005 3:17:50 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Lazamataz

LMBO!!!


18 posted on 05/08/2005 3:17:54 PM PDT by StarCMC (Well dang, I wiped out my tagline. Now what?)
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To: Lazamataz

If you are also an amputee....you are my soulmate.


20 posted on 05/08/2005 3:18:50 PM PDT by Feiny (I am the one that sent you all that spam.)
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To: Lazamataz
I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw eggs, while I violate a harnessed and suspended alpaca, during which monkeys hurl orange marmalade at me and fill the alpaca with CO2. Caliope music must be playing in the background.

Caliope music? Dude, that's sick.

59 posted on 05/08/2005 3:27:03 PM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Lazamataz
This post is the funniest thing I have read today and I needed a good laugh. Arioch7 out.
92 posted on 05/08/2005 3:57:35 PM PDT by Arioch7
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To: Lazamataz

I bet you could find several over at the DU


103 posted on 05/08/2005 4:05:18 PM PDT by apackof2 (Truth is absolute or absolutely nothing is True)
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To: Lazamataz

As long as the calliope is playing Beethoven's Fifth Symphony, I don't see a problem. :)


107 posted on 05/08/2005 4:09:30 PM PDT by NorthWoody (Hey, politicians! Stand up, be men, do your jobs and close the borders while there's still time.)
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To: Lazamataz
Strangely enough, I've not found a woman who shares this common fetish.

Believe me. It's the caliope music.

118 posted on 05/08/2005 4:26:42 PM PDT by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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To: Lazamataz

Definitey less strange than sounding is.


127 posted on 05/08/2005 4:33:01 PM PDT by stands2reason (It's 2005, and two wrongs still don't make a right.)
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To: Lazamataz
I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw eggs, while I violate a harnessed and suspended alpaca, during which monkeys hurl orange marmalade at me and fill the alpaca with CO2. Caliope music must be playing in the background.

Strangely enough, I've not found a woman who shares this common fetish.

Oh, Laz....if you only would have spelled "calliope" properly....

SOB!...SOB!...

...it would have been beautiful....

163 posted on 05/08/2005 5:08:38 PM PDT by paulat
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To: Lazamataz

Yes you have. You just never mentioned the orange marmalade, so you didn't know it.


199 posted on 05/08/2005 6:03:46 PM PDT by Xenalyte (I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
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To: Lazamataz; wagglebee; MaryFromMichigan; Xenalyte; feinswinesuksass

You sick, twisted bastard.

How can you listen to calliope music? That ruins the whole mood for me.

BTW, it's always better to use jelly as opposed to marmalade for cleanup. The orange peel in the marmalade tends to stick if you miss anywhere with your prep work.


221 posted on 05/08/2005 9:46:41 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: Lazamataz
>I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw >eggs,

Read more carefully. The survey is only concerned with the weird fetishes.
229 posted on 05/09/2005 5:38:00 AM PDT by PzGr43
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To: Lazamataz

Bunping it cause you have a way Laz.



I guess you sold your chicken suit.


241 posted on 05/09/2005 1:09:19 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
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To: Lazamataz

I am laughing so hard I'm crying...


248 posted on 05/09/2005 3:49:01 PM PDT by GipperGal
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