To: wagglebee; MaryFromMichigan; Xenalyte; feinswinesuksass
I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw eggs, while I violate a harnessed and suspended alpaca, during which monkeys hurl orange marmalade at me and fill the alpaca with CO2. Caliope music
must be playing in the background.
Strangely enough, I've not found a woman who shares this common fetish.
9 posted on
05/08/2005 3:15:52 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
To: Lazamataz
You could start your own website, I'm sure there's on or two out there!
17 posted on
05/08/2005 3:17:50 PM PDT by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: Lazamataz
18 posted on
05/08/2005 3:17:54 PM PDT by
StarCMC
(Well dang, I wiped out my tagline. Now what?)
To: Lazamataz
If you are also an amputee....you are my soulmate.
20 posted on
05/08/2005 3:18:50 PM PDT by
Feiny
(I am the one that sent you all that spam.)
To: Lazamataz
I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw eggs, while I violate a harnessed and suspended alpaca, during which monkeys hurl orange marmalade at me and fill the alpaca with CO2. Caliope music must be playing in the background. Caliope music? Dude, that's sick.
59 posted on
05/08/2005 3:27:03 PM PDT by
Wolfie
To: Lazamataz
This post is the funniest thing I have read today and I needed a good laugh. Arioch7 out.
92 posted on
05/08/2005 3:57:35 PM PDT by
Arioch7
To: Lazamataz
I bet you could find several over at the DU
103 posted on
05/08/2005 4:05:18 PM PDT by
apackof2
(Truth is absolute or absolutely nothing is True)
To: Lazamataz
As long as the calliope is playing Beethoven's Fifth Symphony, I don't see a problem. :)
107 posted on
05/08/2005 4:09:30 PM PDT by
NorthWoody
(Hey, politicians! Stand up, be men, do your jobs and close the borders while there's still time.)
To: Lazamataz
Strangely enough, I've not found a woman who shares this common fetish.
Believe me. It's the caliope music.
118 posted on
05/08/2005 4:26:42 PM PDT by
gitmo
(Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
To: Lazamataz
Definitey less strange than sounding is.
127 posted on
05/08/2005 4:33:01 PM PDT by
stands2reason
(It's 2005, and two wrongs still don't make a right.)
To: Lazamataz
I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw eggs, while I violate a harnessed and suspended alpaca, during which monkeys hurl orange marmalade at me and fill the alpaca with CO2. Caliope music must be playing in the background. Strangely enough, I've not found a woman who shares this common fetish.
Oh, Laz....if you only would have spelled "calliope" properly....
SOB!...SOB!...
...it would have been beautiful....
163 posted on
05/08/2005 5:08:38 PM PDT by
paulat
To: Lazamataz
Yes you have. You just never mentioned the orange marmalade, so you didn't know it.
199 posted on
05/08/2005 6:03:46 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
To: Lazamataz; wagglebee; MaryFromMichigan; Xenalyte; feinswinesuksass
You sick, twisted bastard.
How can you listen to calliope music? That ruins the whole mood for me.
BTW, it's always better to use jelly as opposed to marmalade for cleanup. The orange peel in the marmalade tends to stick if you miss anywhere with your prep work.
221 posted on
05/08/2005 9:46:41 PM PDT by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: Lazamataz
>I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw >eggs,
Read more carefully. The survey is only concerned with the weird fetishes.
229 posted on
05/09/2005 5:38:00 AM PDT by
PzGr43
To: Lazamataz
Bunping it cause you have a way Laz.
I guess you sold your chicken suit.
241 posted on
05/09/2005 1:09:19 PM PDT by
Rightly Biased
(Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
To: Lazamataz
I am laughing so hard I'm crying...
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