In high school we did all kinds of pranks and stunts that would have gotten us prison time today.
Hmm. Where did you go to school? When does the statute of limitations run out?
Come on, vee haf vays of makink you talk!
The lad is simply confused....
He was asking "Y"? Add "y" to "lad" and you get "lady".
This should really call for a Size 9 brogan applied forcefully to SOMEBODY'S gluteus maximus repeatedly, until an attitude change becomes apparent.
Yep. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore. Everything gets political.