Belief in sex-mad demon tests nerves

Reuters ^ | Mon May 16, 2005 | William Maclean

[najida]

[Lazamataz]

See, that there's a pic of me after I'm rested up from a full night's sodomizing of Africans.

[najida]

The chamber pot by your bed is cute.

[Merlot]

hehehe

"And then the monster ripped the tin roof off in a super human manner, and put me in a trance and stuffed me in the trunk of his fiery hell car, and then took me to the depths of hell, that funny enough looked just like a motel room"

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Please include me in your odd report ping list. As for this gremlin, I recall reading in a Bible about a woman who was plagued by a demon who killed any man who married her. Why did the demon do that?

[Lazamataz]

The chamber pot by your bed is cute.

When you gotta go, you might not make it to the bathroom.

I'm particularly proud of my night cap.

[Lazamataz]

As for this gremlin, I recall reading in a Bible about a woman who was plagued by a demon who killed any man who married her. Why did the demon do that?

Deep-seated inferiority complex brought about by the Toxic Shame of having been molested as a young demon, and exacerbated by id-damaging social rejection in demonic high-school.

That will be $150, please.

[Larry Lucido]

the villagers heard the sound of a car revving and a rustle on a nearby roof

[LIConFem]

"We believe reading the Koran is our only defense, nothing else,"...

If you're in such a state where only reading the Koran will save you, you've got more problems than just a sex-crazed spirit.

[fso301]

Anybody know the origins of the word Mumbo Jumbo?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

' The Haitian girl got very upset because she said the curse would "not work, and it is upsetting the spirits very much why I try it." '

I am with you on that. There are powers and principalities which few people comprehend even slightly.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"That will be $150, please."

How many mental wards allow crosses in them these days, I wonder? How many mental patients go into fits when they see them?

[Lazamataz]

mumbo jumbo 1738, name of an idol supposedly worshipped by certain tribes in Africa; said to be a corruption of words in Mandingo (one version is Mama Dyumbo), but no likely source has been found in the languages of the Niger region, to which the original accounts relate. Meaning "big, empty talk" is attested from 1896.

[Humvee]

I got it now!! It's a Gremlin from American Motors!!!

[RebelBanker]

His lower lip stretched to his lap?

Wasn't that part of a Bill Cosby routine about a visit to the dentist?

[LizardQueen]

Clinton IS Popo Bawa - insatiable and tends to show up around election time...

LQ

[reagan_fanatic]

Some attacks were heralded by the sound of giant wings and claws rattling and scraping on huts' tin roofs.

Oh, what I wouldn't give to run through a few of those villages at night with a washboard and a set of keys.

[hosepipe]

[ CHAKE CHAKE, Tanzania (Reuters) - Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands. ]

Thats how the story starts, LoL...
Obviously, The latest most popular bedtime story for kids of homo parents in San Fransisco..

[RexBeach]

Good one. I thought of that, too. But the bit was this: His wife was trying to describe what childbirth was like and she told Bill "Try to imagine pulling your lower lip out and then wrapping it over the top of your head."