Belief in sex-mad demon tests nerves

Reuters ^ | Mon May 16, 2005 | William Maclean

[HKMk23]

We believe reading the Koran is our only defense

Well, THERE'S your FIRST big mistake.

"Hey, Beavis, I gotta great idea. We can appeal to a false god to save us from the demon. Cool, huh?"

[shaggy eel]

,,, gentlemen, I have Popo Bawa costumes in your size.

[Van Jenerette]

...funny.

[Feiny]

I thought this was your thread for sure....

[pissant]

I usually don't post articles 'bout myself! ;o)

[Feiny]

Did someone say Bat Boy?

[Hi Heels]

*snort*

Well, a visit from a sodomizing gremlin is NEVER a joke.... no sirreee.. nay. I just HATE it when that happens.

[Hi Heels]

My Gawd it's ANOTHER sodomizing gremlin!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[concordKIWI]

leather I hope

[concordKIWI]

leather I hope

[shaggy eel]

,,, he asked, knowingly :)

[concordKIWI]

Yes he did

[Froufrou]

Oh my, that brought tears to my eyes...of laughter!

Can you imagine being PAID to photograph this BS?

[new cruelty]

That's just... ... That's just... ... Oh, no, I think I'm gonna be sick.

[montag813]

"I couldn't call out for help to my husband who was lying asleep beside me. Popo Bawa is strong: He really presses down on you. And it took such a long time: One hour! Eventually I lost consciousness. And I was one of many who were attacked."

This woman claims she was forcibly sodomized by a sex-starved wombat for over an hour in her own bed, and her husand slept through it.

But that's not even the amazing thing. The incredible thing is that REUTERS IS REPORTING THIS AS NEWS!

[Gritty]

(Popo Bawa) also becomes active at election time: a habit that is testing nerves ahead of polls due in October

That's chump change.

The American version of Popo Bawa (AKA the Clinton Crime Family) is active all the time, not just during elections!

[Boazo]

http://www.bofunk.com/video/685/oops_i_crapped_my_pants.html

Give these a go

[Lazamataz]

Funny stuff!

[Longbow1969]

"Seconds later, he says, the villagers heard the sound of a car revving and a rustle on a nearby roof -- signs of Popo Bawa. 'The people felt cold, almost paralyzed. They were terrified.'"

Well ofcourse, just the other day I heard a car engine revving in my driveway and a rustle on my roof. The neighbors assumed this was caused by my girlfriend starting the car and the squirrels chasing each other on the top of the house - but I knew it was Popo Bawa who'd come to do dirty things to me..... and it made me cold and terrified. I feared most for my neighbors who were unknowingly denying his existence, thus annoying the apparently bisexual ogre with tendencies towards pedophilia. I knew that reading the Quran was the only defense, but having only moments earlier tossed my copy in the toilet to do my part in the war on terror....I was defenseless.

Then I woke up and realized that the people of Zanzibar are just stupid.

Longbow

[MilspecRob]

So there actually is such a thing as an ass goblin?

RichInOC, you have to get me a new keyboard!