I'm going to the farm tomorrow and plan to put the Koran in the outhouse crap hole. It will just feel good knowing its down there in case I can get up a really disgusting dump.
Where can a person get a Koran cheap? They are obviously not worth much.
I'm thinking of getting one and keeping it in the bathroom, where I wash my dog. Each week, when he gets his bath, I'll take one page and wipe his butt with it. I would need to make sure to wash his a$$ really well, to prevent him from getting some sort of rash from the poor excuse for a book.