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'POSTER' BOYS FOR STUPIDITY
NY Post ^
| May 25, 2005
| ERIKA MARTINEZ
Posted on 05/25/2005 3:11:08 AM PDT by Pharmboy
May 25, 2005 -- A Brooklyn suspect in two livery-cab stickups redefined stupid yesterday when he walked into a police station to check on his arrested partner-in-crime — and found himself standing in front of his own wanted poster. It took only a split-second for the stunned cops at the 90th Precinct in Williamsburg to slap the cuffs on 20-year-old Awiey "Chucky" Hernandez, whose picture was captured by a cab-cam during one of the duo's alleged robberies.
"There's a wanted poster with their pictures, right there," said an incredulous Sgt. Norman Horowitz, of the 90th Precinct Detective Squad. "[The poster] was a couple of feet away. Obviously he did not notice it, but we did."
Hernandez's bungle began when he went to the station house to inquire about his cohort — 18-year-old Huquan "Guns" Gavin, the man whose face appeared next to his on the wanted poster.
Horowitz was baffled why Hernandez would mingle with cops after the "wanted" flier had been distributed throughout the neighborhood.
"I can't understand how he can walk into a station house knowing very well what they did, and their picture was plastered all over the [neighborhood]," Horowitz said.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: New York
KEYWORDS: brooklyn; crime; dumbass; lolol; stupid
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Maybe he wanted to inquire as to how the investigation was going...or even help the cops out. Well, he did.
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posted on
05/25/2005 3:11:09 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
To: thefactor; aculeus; blam
This deserves an anthropology ping. This perp may define a new species.
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posted on
05/25/2005 3:12:56 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
To: Pharmboy
That is a whole new special kind of stupid alright.
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posted on
05/25/2005 3:17:30 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, who's bringing the chips?)
To: Pharmboy
This perp may define a new species.Darwin stupidus..after being someone's wife in prison.
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posted on
05/25/2005 3:18:03 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
I thought this was going to be another thread about the RINOs who crafted the senate compromise sell-out.
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posted on
05/25/2005 3:22:36 AM PDT
by
whd23
To: whd23
After hearing Lindsey Graham on Hannity's radio show yesterday, I can understand why you might think that. He contradicted himself within the same sentence and was not able to offer a coherent thought on why he was part of this idiocy.
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posted on
05/25/2005 3:30:36 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
To: whd23
LOL! Me too. In lieu of that, here's Phil Spector in court, during his trial for murder.
To: Pharmboy
"I can't understand how he can walk into a station house knowing very well what they did, and their picture was plastered all over the [neighborhood]," Horowitz said. Let's think about this... Maybe because he's STUPID!!!
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:04:04 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
To: Pharmboy
A Brooklyn suspect in two livery-cab stickups redefined stupid yesterday when he walked into a police station to check on his arrested partner-in-crime — and found himself standing in front of his own wanted poster Hey! That guy looks familiar!
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:06:08 AM PDT
by
bad company
("A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.")
To: Pharmboy
Oops! Wrong stupids. Oh well, I'll post it anyway.
To: Pharmboy
Under questioning by detectives, Hernandez and Gavin both admitted to participating in the robberies, but each pointed a finger at the other as the mastermind, police sources said."Chucky" and "Guns" should have stayed in medical school where their "masterminds" would be appreciated.
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:12:45 AM PDT
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: Cincinatus' Wife
Snowe or Collins (sometimes both) usually march in Bangor's Memorial Day parade. I'm making my sign today.
:O)
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:15:07 AM PDT
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: metesky
To: Pharmboy
From the last line of the story:
>> Under questioning by detectives, Hernandez and Gavin both admitted to participating in the robberies, but each pointed a finger at the other as the mastermind, police sources said.
What is "neither one", Alex?
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:27:03 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Official Ruling Class Oligarch Oppressor)
To: Pharmboy
Awiey "Chucky" Hernandez, Huquan "Guns" GavinSTUPID NAME ALERTS!
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:46:48 AM PDT
by
Khurkris
(This tag-line is available on CD ROM. NRA.)
To: metesky
"Chucky" and "Guns" should have stayed in medical school where their "masterminds" would be appreciated.As cadavers?
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:50:53 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(A living affront to Islam since 1959)
To: SlowBoat407
"Chucky" and "Guns" should have stayed in medical school where their "masterminds" would be appreciated.As cadavers?
Duuuh. Preview is my friend.
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:52:01 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(A living affront to Islam since 1959)
To: Pharmboy
My mistake. I thought this was a caption contest for the 7 RINO's.
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:53:21 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(BXVI - The cafeteria is closed.)
To: Pharmboy
Darwin Award Alert candidate! These guys, they are just plain inept at the game of life.
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
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posted on
05/25/2005 4:54:23 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: rabidralph
Someone posted that Phil Spector picture yesterday and I thought it was a joke until I saw footage on TV!!!! Is he going for an insanity defense?
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