umm Christopher Hitchens? Can I help it?
Perhaps you should read some of Jack Chick's comic books, then you could criticize all Catholics.
Wait Christopher Hitchens is right wing!
Note and advice: Don't fall for Christopher Hitchens's intellectual elite Oxford accent and his sometimes-falling-in-line with conservatives. He has an agenda, and it's not pretty. Just look at his eyes... They're like Oliver Stone's.