The writer, who thinks in stereotypes, won't know what to do with that, a completely reasonable and letter. He'll hit the fourth sentence and explode. ;)
Either that, or he'll take the "I'm kidding!" defense.
I will always give the benefit of the doubt because if you don't, even if you are dead right, you will be branded a reactionary. However, you and I held the same suspicions.
Here is the total of his reply to my e-mail:
"Thankfully I believe the kids who read my article, even perhaps the home schoolers in this very competition, realize that my article is a complete joke. Part of humor is coming to conclusions that dont often make sense. I hope you can appreciate that.
LOL!!! The "I'm just kidding" defense