Fainting Democrats? Isn't that too good for them? I would prefer something more permanent...
How about we post a large portrait of Winston Peters next to Pat Buchanan? Underneath the photos post this caption: "Both share similar policy platforms on immigration. One got 0.5% of votes in the 2000 US Presidential election, and the other got 18% of votes in the 1996 New Zealand general election, and subsequently became the Deputy Prime Minister of New Zealand."
With this, I predict we can induce heart attacks among Barbara Boxer, Noam Chomsky, Clarence Page, Michael Moore, etc. ;-)