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To: rface
Who the hell is Milton?

Milton is the pet name Art Buchwald uses for his penis. Now it is damn near impossible to take a man seriously when he has conversations with the penis he endows with a pet name but, undoubtedly, many will.

12 posted on 06/11/2005 5:30:42 PM PDT by jwalsh07
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To: jwalsh07

Oh, I didnt even see Buchwald's name at first. Is he still alive?? I thought either he was dead, or had retired. I hadn't heard anything about him in several years. He is another one who claims to be a "humorist," but most of his humor is anti conservative propaganda.


18 posted on 06/11/2005 5:35:56 PM PDT by TNCMAXQ
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To: jwalsh07
Milton is the pet name Art Buchwald uses for his penis.

kinda like "Little Elvis"

29 posted on 06/11/2005 5:42:38 PM PDT by rface ("...the most schizoid freeper I've ever seen" - New Bloomfield, Missouri)
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To: jwalsh07

Good grief -- that can't be true.

Who would publish such nonsense?


67 posted on 06/11/2005 8:27:44 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: jwalsh07

I'm not going to repeat your post...but I laughed until I cried....

...priceless!!!


102 posted on 06/12/2005 2:02:49 PM PDT by paulat
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To: jwalsh07
"Milton is the pet name Art Buchwald uses for his penis."

I think it's spelled " Meltin' "

115 posted on 06/12/2005 3:55:52 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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