How about a little levity!?
Michael Jackson Jokes
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Yankees have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a date?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!
Hee hee.
They're interviewing the DA now. He doesn't like the taste of crow.