[Cowman]

I have never read such malarkey in my life. Deer attacking people! Next it will be vicious jackrabbits.

I take it you have never tangled with a bull moose. They have been known to total pickup trucks they take a dislike to.

NEVER! EVER! flash your lights at a bull moose!

[Gordon Pym]

[Clock King]

Mess with any male buck, and you could be in for a world of hurt. Esp. during mating season.