Yeah, the only people that wear them are hookers & drag queens.
My husband & I are trying to come up with a scenario where I disappear right before our anniversary & then turn up in Atlantic City - for some reason - we haven't figured that part out yet. I hear there's good money to be made by running away!
The only good thing the runaway bride could say is that any money she makes off this hype will go to pay back the extra costs that law enforcement incurred, pay back the money her bridesmaids wasted on the wedding and return all the gifts, and pay back anyone else who has wasted time and money on her. Ms. Shoplifterette doesn't deserve a dime for her little antics. She really needs to disappear into the shadows and clean up her act. Oh, and that guy needs to dump her or he will have a lifetime of heartache.