[Aquinasfan]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

That's a classic, as is the "eight years of college" line. I'm also partial to the "Knowlege is Good" sign on the college statue.

[fatnotlazy]

I think I've seen that movie a million times. One of my favorites.

"Pre-law? I thought you were in pre-med."
"Same thing."