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To: Crackingham

Well, living here in Lakeland, I can tell you this, fines mean squat if no one tickets the offenders. And there doesn't appear to be much ticketing going on around here. For stereos or those noisy mufflers they put on the little rice burners.

There is an inverse relationship between the volume of the stereo and the size of the driver's willy. Which also explains why they lower the car so much. Not much chance of the willy dragging on road with these guys.


10 posted on 07/12/2005 7:23:17 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s
... those noisy mufflers they put on the little rice burners.
Personally I find those to be far more infuriating than any stereo someone has. Glasspacks on a souped-up small block is almost musical, but whatever they're putting on the end of Civic four-bangers is just militantly annoying. Do they not know their pretend race cars sound like oversized lawn tractors? I also have to crack a smile (or a grimace) when I see the wings they put on the trunks. Do they really need that much down force at 40 mph? Is their back end that loose?
28 posted on 07/12/2005 7:45:31 PM PDT by jayhorn (when i hit the drum, you shake the booty.)
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