[Mr. Jeeves]

Another disturbing example of the fact that no matter how good a driver you are, you are at the mercy of idiots when you take to the road. No defensive driving course in the world would have done the victims any good.

[Stonewall Jackson]

The only wreck I've been in occurred while I was sitting still at a stop light. An old man passed out behind the wheel from low blood sugar, blitzed through a red light, and broadsided another car, sending both vehicles into mine. Fortunately everyone was driving a massive vehicle (a Cadillac Fleetwood, a Lincoln Towncar, and a Ford Explorer) and wearing seatbelts, so there were only minor injuries all around.