He told me he was going to get 80 virgins'

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=654191 ^ | 7/27/05 | Terry Kirby

[Brilliant]

"we used to sit outside our parents' houses to smoke."

Not a very good Muslim.

[edpc]

He must have hired Rosenhaus to get a better deal.

[mcg1969]

We all know that it is 72 Virginians...

[A Ruckus of Dogs]

Do you get the impression that Islamic men don't get enough sex? Why are they obsessed with this virgin stuff?

It appears that the whole middle-eastern culture is overly obsessed with women's virture.

[Brilliant]

Yeah, I know what you mean. The goats just don't give as well as they take.

[pax_et_bonum]

Ibrahim appears to have had a chequered life. Reports emerged last night suggesting that he was convicted at the age of 17 for being part of a teenage gang which terrorised commuters at railway stations.

Impressive.

It takes so much courage to terrorize unarmed railway station commuters.

[Rummyfan]

What other religion promises that heaven will be a whorehouse? These guys wouldn't even know what to do with a woman anyway!

[newfreep]

"Show me the virgins!"

[Tijeras_Slim]

It's because they're in Britain... Like the Imperial Gallon versus the regular one.

[Rummyfan]

Why mass fornication is permitted in paradise and not alcohol, I have no idea.

LOL!!!

[Brilliant]

These guys wouldn't even know what to do with a woman anyway!

Sure they do.... Beat the living daylights out of them.

[msnimje]

Imagine their surprise and horror when it turns out to be one 80 year old virgin.

[PfromHoGro]

"..receiving assistance, education and help from the state."

To steal a line from the musical Wicked: "No good deed goes unpunished!"

[evets]

[retrokitten]

LMAO!

[kalee]

One local shop owner said Omar had tried to steal food

I bet he's glad he's is England and not Saudi Arabia or some other country governed by Islamic law. Stealing food would have lost him a hand.

[Plymouth Sentinel]

My thoughts exactly.

What's all the enthusiasm for so many virgins afterall? I'd give a few or many or perhaps all of the 72-80 virgins for one good romp with that lusty Mae West in her prime.

Doesn't the thing seem wholly overrated?

Now that I think of it, perhaps there's some muslim defloration ceremony.

I could be terribly wrong here, but there seems to be a streak of the rapist/pillage/plunderer in the culture, that is to say, the culture appears to celebrate the ability of one individual to dominate another, or others.

Perhaps their status is heaven is advanced with each successful, successive defloration of each innocent.

[Shaun_MD]

Just wow. Give 'em 72 virgins and then they ask for 80. Where does it end?

[kalee]

LOL Too funny!

[warsaw44]

This is one my most ' favorite ' passages from the Koran.
" Kill Yourself for Allah and you'll receive 72 Virgins "

What nonsense - The Lord came to Mohammad and basically said ' Dude, you'll get laid a lot in paradise - if you kill yourself and a few infidels for me '.
yeah, right. The good Lord is nothing more than a dirty old man promising sex for murder.
And these freakin morons believe this???
Its no wonder the Mullahs think the only book that Muslims should read is the Koran. Keep 'em stupid, right Mohammad?