He told me he was going to get 80 virgins'

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=654191 ^ | 7/27/05 | Terry Kirby

[highlander_UW]

You sure it wasn't 80 vegans? What with the accent and all, perhaps it sounded as if he said 80 virgins.

Maybe that's where old dead Chevy Vegas go...and it's not virgins at all.

[kalee]

Actual number of virgins will probably be less.


Actual number of virgins will definitely be ZILCH!

[eleni121]

Eritrea and Somaila...the US has let in thousands of them. I am more familiar with the Somali and Sudanese Mohameddans. The Eritreans I know are Christian and having a rough time back in their country.

Watch out is all I can say. Put it this way - I find it easier to deal with Yemenis "off the boat" than with Somalis who have been here for years.

For those of you who know any Somalis do not let the smiles fool you. They have vicious temperaments when aroused (especially the males).

[warsaw44]

Perfectly legal to be a child molester in Iran. You can legally marry a 9 year old girl. After the Islamic revolution the Mullahs lowered the age from 18 to 9.
God came up with that one too? Yeah, right.
oh - almost forgot. Any plans for a trip to Iran, Ladies? Don't lick Ice Cream cones in public. Its against Islamic law. Its quite seductive that ice cream licking...
I'm serious.

[michaelbfree]

What is really hilarious about this is it seems there are no real muslim virgins to be found - everything I read seems to indicate they are deflowered by their brothers, fathers, etc., then passed around to the neighbors to settle grievances and debts....before being burned publically...Allah is another word for Satan....

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Mohammed and Omar in Paradise:

"We'd each like our 80 virgins, please."

"That's a little high, men."

"No, not a little hymen. A lot of hymen. 80 each."

[texasbluebell]

These guys wouldn't even know what to do with a woman anyway!

Sure they do.... Beat the living daylights out of them

So that's why the women have to be covered from head to toe, to hide all the bruises.

[OB1kNOb]

You asked for it...

[DownInFlames]

The 8 extra virgins were outsourced to India.

[boomop1]

We must not have an 80 virgin gap.

[exile]

"oh - almost forgot. Any plans for a trip to Iran, Ladies? Don't lick Ice Cream cones in public. Its against Islamic law. Its quite seductive that ice cream licking...
I'm serious."

Well it's about time someone stopped these chicks from their seductive snacking! Ridiculous.

[Vicomte13]

"Why mass fornication is permitted in paradise and not alcohol, I have no idea."

No, see, Allah's final trick is that the good Musselman does indeed get 72 (now 80) virgins.
But that's just it.
They're virgins by definition. That's how they're defined.
And that's how they STAY too.
So, he doesn't get any down here, in preparation for blowing himself up so that he can go up there and not get any.

Allah's got a pretty wicked sense of humor.
(The proof of this, of course, is the camel.)

[texasbluebell]

Allah is another word for Satan....

I'm convinced Allah is the fallen angel Lucifer.

[Graymatter]

one good romp with that lusty Mae West in her prime

Yep, and you have to go elsewhere for that! Everywhere else, since "good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere." :o)

[warsaw44]

Here is another Islamic gem.
During the Iranian revolution women who were imprisoned and were unmarried ( therefore a virgin in theory ) would be forcibly married to the guards, then legally raped and passed around for sexual gratification. Then after awhile the women were executed.
The reason might seem simply enough - the Islamic guards were all a bunch of misogynist bastards but its more sinister. Muslim women who die and are virgins will go to paradise. So these thugs not only had their ' fun ' but wanted to make sure these women didn't go to paradise.

[ClearBlueSky]

We agree on Lucifer. Seems pretty obvious.

If the Muslim version of 'heaven' is to do what they love best, they must want the virgins for abusive sex after which they get to cover them in rags, beat them and treat them like slaves. What else?
Something else to consider- 'virgins' we assume are female. Because Muslims seem to have an inherent contempt for females, the virgins are probably male.
What a sick, sick bunch of evil brainwashed cultists!

[warsaw44]

" Allah is another word for Satan. "


I firmly believe this.
My God doesn't hate women. My God doesn't ask for me to murder everyone who doesn't believe in Jesus. My God doesn't hate Jews, Christians, Buddhists etc, etc.

[b4its2late]

He told me he was going to get 80 virgins when he got to heaven if he praised Allah.

We've got to start dropping these leaflets all over the mid east, the whole mid east....80.. 72.. not much difference....

[texasbluebell]

God warned us to beware of false gods.

Guess Mohammed didn't get the memo.

[Xenophobic Alien]

he had been living with Omar and two other unidentified men in a ninth-floor, one bedroom council flat

Somebody want to explain... Ahhhh nevermind I don't want to know.