[kublia khan]

I've never quite gotten the 70 or 80 virgins thing. I mean it would be nice to have each one for a week or two but were talking eternity here. Do you have to put up with all of them for the whole stretch, because if you do it's starting to sound a lot like HE** instead of heaven

[Welsh Rabbit]

I've never quite gotten the 70 or 80 virgins thing. I mean it would be nice to have each one for a week or two but were talking eternity here.

Me too. Even if you just limit yourself to one a year, that's still less than a blip of time in eternity (plus your virgins would be getting kinda old after some decades). Anyways, as much as I love sex, I'm thinking there's probably something a whole lot better in the afterlife.