Another is that as you get older and with death looming on the horizon (due to arrive virtually any day)you figure..."What the Hell? I mean, how many days left will I have to be embarrassed and to take the heat?" This is a particularly teasing temptation in cases where the a_ _hole really
DESERVES to be put in his or her place. Or where the issue at hand involves such crass absurdity, lunacy, banality, or utter stupidity that even if you had ALL of your dopaminergic and serotonergic neurons working perfectly you would be still be tempted to call a spade a spade with colorful language and detailed flippancy.
I can personally testify to this. And the EIGHT years wore down whatever self-control I had left in this area.
Besides, a pushy dork in a psycho cult for celebrity kooks practically wears a "Kick Me" sign (particularly when he has an ADHD spaz attack on Oprah). And Lauren has always been fairly blunt anyway.
