Also, things that are blunt are banned, and things that are heavy are banned, and things that are blunt AND heavy are RIGHT OUT AS WELL!!!
Well, lets see... that about cover it then???
You may be writing ironically, but that's what's coming to pass in formerly Great Britain. A numbef of nutcase doctors are actually trying to get chefs' knives outlawed.
til you get to the point that no tree branch can be longer than 6" and cannot be pointy, and no rock can weigh more than .2kg