Posted on 08/28/2005 3:49:30 PM PDT by philetus
For those who didn't read all the posts or all the article, it's a joke. If 500 more people want to come on here and complain about the accuracy of the article, go right ahead. Then you can read old MAD magazines and complain about the accuracy of those, too.
For those who didn't read all the posts, especially when there are only about 35, it's really a GOOD thing to do! It makes for better discussions.
I'm going to eat some vanilla ice cream, which, I hear, is made of recycled newspaper and cottage cheese and will make your children get younger. Now watch. Someone is going to tell me I am full of crap. Well, that's because I like chocolate ice cream, too, and they color it with crap.
I know. Check my screenname :)
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12.) Do you suspect your son or daughter of triggering a nuclear conflict?
Mildly funny, but it needs a few improvements here and there like, "Your child's grades at school may start slipping, particularly in subjects like sex education, creative occupational exploration, metal shop, touch typing, home economics, and Ethnic Sociology, Arts, and Crafts.
Lunix???? Designed by Stalin and Hitler themselves to be installed on an unsuspecting user's computer so they take over the world with their sharks with frikkin lazer beams.
Read the comments:
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
The writer needs to put the crack pipedown and step away from the keyboard.
Ummmm... Intel's CEO Paul Otellini? He's damn crafty, I tell ya.
Cut off your testicles. It's the only way to save the future of mankind. Do it for the children (not yours, obviously).
Sure thing!
LOL ping
This article has been crapped on for years...
LUnix (little UNIX) is an operating system for the Commodore64 - a famous home computer back in the 80s. It supports TCP/IP networking (SLIP or PPP using a RS232 interface). LUnix aims to look and feel like UNIX.
too funny.
Poor kids! They're going to be scarred for life by these parents. If this is a serious article, the ignorance displayed here is attrocious. To make matters worse, this person decides to write an article all the while unaware of how ignorant they really are. And this person calls theirself "an enlightened modern parent"!
Yeah, your kids gonna hack the FBI database using a Comet Cursor of a monkey doing flips while Bonzai Buddy generates random logins and passwords. Lol!
"You could say I'm a model parent.... and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA."
Pride goeth before a fall.
Yeah this guy educated himself well.
Looks like we found something to replace the "Satanic Panic."
You didn't say how old your son is, you say you have never spanked, well according to his age , it is either spanking time or butt kicking time. Also from what you posted about signs to look for, sounds like you are rather computer ignorant.
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