Ten clues that you're son's a Freeper:
10. All the cats start wearing horns.
9. He stays up all night laughing for no reason.
8. He won't let you watch the Nightly News in peace.
7. Complains about "trolls" constantly.
6. Pays homage to "the mods"
5. Begs to change from dial-up to broadband.
4. Jim Robinson is his hero.
3. Ann Coulter posters everywhere.
2. Says that CZJ is way hotter than Modo.
1. Computer desktop is "Belly Girl"
Tried it.
She wouldn't hold still.