"Lord, what was that I read? Oh yes I remember now:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters."
"4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters."
HEHEHEHE
5. Nor do we recognize each other at the liquor store.
But that's because we know we are only there buying for cooking (the alcohol burns off in cooking) or medicinal purposes. ;-)